Jokes!

 By Ben

Jokes

By Evelyn

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

To get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? No. I don’t either, I get the Wall Street Journal!!

                                                                   

What is a tissues favorite dance? The Boogie.

What do you call a pig with three eyes? A Piiig.  

          

Jokes

By Shiraz

Q: WHY DID THE WHALE CROSS THE OCEAN?

A: TO GET TO THE OTHER TIDE

Q: WHERE DO ANTS LIVE?

A: ANTARCTICA

       

Q: WHAT IS A VERY RICH NAME?

A: RICHARD

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG WITH 3 EYES?

A: A PIIIG

Jokes

By Ellie

Why did the donut maker stop making donuts? Because he got tired of the hole thing!

What does a cat say when it’s hungry?I’m supurrrr hungry!

What do you get when you cross a shrimp and a chimpanzee? A shrimpanzee!

What does a cow do on a Friday night? Go to the mooovies!

What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!

What do you get when you cross a poll and a bare? A polar bear!

What did a tomato say to her son? Ketchup!

What did a sneaker say to a spy? I’m super sneaky! It’s in my name!

Riddles and Jokes

By Jasmine

Fred and Bob were riding their horses on a long journey they stopped to get supplies. When they stopped they saw a bunch of brown horses. Fred asked Bob how can we tell which ones are ours Bob said that they should cut their tails so they did. When they were done they rode to the next stop, then Bob asked Fred how can we tell are horses from the other brown horses Fred said I will put a red spot on my horse you will put a blue spot on you horse, so they did. When they came out they rode to the next stop, Fred asked Bob how can we tell are horses apart from the other brown horses, and Bob said wait why don’t I just go on the black one and you just go on the white one!   

A lady had twins but they were born on a different year, on a different month and on a different minute, How is that possible?

One was born on December 31 at 11:59 and the other was born on January 1, at 12:00.

Why did the lady go outside with her purse open?

To see if there was any change in the weather!