Friday, July 10, 2015

Jokes

By Ellie

Why did the donut maker stop making donuts? Because he got tired of the hole thing!

What does a cat say when it’s hungry?I’m supurrrr hungry!
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What do you get when you cross a shrimp and a chimpanzee? A shrimpanzee!

What does a cow do on a Friday night? Go to the mooovies!

What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!

What do you get when you cross a poll and a bare? A polar bear!

What did a tomato say to her son? Ketchup!

What did a sneaker say to a spy? I’m super sneaky! It’s in my name!

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