By: Nicole and Ada
Who wants snack!!!!!!!!ada & nicole are awesome
How are you s- dondondon………………………………………………….
Introduction:
The computer who wants snack!!!!! wait what!? Why did I write this again????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OK now back to the story
By nicole & Ada
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CONTENTS: SESSION 3 INTRODUCTION
SESSION 4 CRAZY CATS
CHARACTERS:
Computer
Voldemort
Chicken
Genie
Dumbledore
Nathalie H.
Merope
Now for the real story……………….. Session 3……..
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Once upon a time there was a computer who wants snack
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any way he could not eat .But he still wanted snack
So he went to search to find a way
Then he met a villain named voldemort...
And he did avada kadavra but it’s useless on computers but he still is hungry
So he went on his way .
And voldemort followed .
And voldemort did avada kadavra again to the computer but nothing happend and he is still hungry but then he ate maror.And voldemort ate it to. .and the computer had to sing the four questions , “Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot?
Sab Khol haleilot anu ochlin chametz u matzah; halailah hazeh, kulo matzah.
Sab Khol haleilot anu ochlin shear yerakot; halailah hazeh, maror.
Sab Khol haleilot ein anu matlin afilu pa’am echat; halailah hazeh, shtei family.
Sab Khol haleilot anu ochlin being yashvin uvein mubin; halailah hazeh, kulanu mubin.”
(MAROR IS HORSE RADISH)
Voldemort fumed seriously
After that voldemort got so mad then he did avada kedavra to the maror but it got more bitter and if you eat it you have to say voldemort 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times. ( you have to say voldemort that many times said voldemort)
Then!!!!!!!!! .... the computer saw a castle which had a banner that said HOGWARTS
What is hogwarts????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Wonderd the computer
Hogwarts is a school but! Not just an ordinary school because it’s a … magic school . whispered a chicken from the ministry of magic.
And one day you will go to that school to show the kids computers and in return they will give you 3 wishes of whatever you wish for and you will stay there for three years and then get your 3 wishes and then the chicken went crazy . clucking like crazy I see a Genie lamp shouted the chicken so the chicken ran to it and started rubbing it like crazy the second he touched the lamp the Genie flew out and shouted it’s good to be out of the lamp and said it’s good to be back and then started to sing a song it went like this i am, a Genie in a bottle you got ask me the right way i can make your wish come true if you want to be the master of the Genie you got to ask me the right way if you want to be the master of the bottle said the Genie
For my first wish i wish to have all the food in the world for my second wish is to never have my eggs taken and for my third wish is to ben to have a vacation from the ministry of magic. that will soon be done where do you want to go asked the Genie .i would like to go to A farm said the chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When do you want to go asked the Genie . I saw math being used in the real world when I was at sleep away camp. One example was when we compared scores in bunk inspections. We thought about who had greater than, less than, or equal scores to our scores. It mattered because the bunk who got the most points got candy! Another example of using math at camp is when we had to keep track of the amount of time we had between activities. You had to know if you had to run or walk depending on where you were and where you need to be and how much time you had. You were also thinking about distance. Another example is cooking. One of the activities was cooking. In cooking you had to measure the amount of ingredients that you were using. If you did not measure correctly the food would not taste good. I used math a lot more than I thought I had at camp!!!!!!!!!
CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT!!!!! What what???? OK now back to the story i want to go on chicken day in the ministry
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computer was avada KADVRAED . then dumbledore and nathalie h. came………………………………………………………………………………….
What are you doing here ???????????????????????????????????? asked Dumbledore ?asked nathalie (nathalie can’t speak english because she’s a chicken)
So are you a chicken from the ministry of magic asked dumbledore pointing at the chicken. What’s your name ??????????
Nathalie h. said the chicken ?????????????????????????????????said nathalie H
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I’m glad that I could be a computer
I have to ask nathalie if she wants to live on a beach in the water
I have no idea what i’m talking
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And I want this very weird story to end .can it end???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????please please please please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But this story would never end.said dumbledore.
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THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT WHAT??? I THOUGHT THIS STORY WOULD NEVER END!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAID DUMBLEDORE .
NOW THERE’S A SURVEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOULD YOU RATHER BE A CHICKEN THAT µ˜∫√≈ç≈Ω¬˚∆˙©ƒ∂ßåπøˆˆ¨¥†®´∑œ CAN TALK OR A PERSON THAT CAN’T TALK?????????????????
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Session 4………… CRAZY CATS: where am I in this story?????
Oh i’m right here after the weird part now it starts at voldemort’s house in 1903 ( voldemort’s mother is still alive) hello mother said voldemort hi dear said merope ( merope is voldemort’s motherשלום שלום שלום אומנה אור שלום איילת שלום שלום שלום היא מציקה are you
Not listening ??said do I love you??????????????????? Yes you
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Time to get a bath tom said morpe meanly but i DON’T WANT TO whined voldemort .well then you have to GO TO BED SHE SAID MORE CROSSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I’M SO SAD. BECAUSE voldemort said tom riddLE do you want to try me??? Screamed meropE at least go get your pj’s on i got new ones for you they’re covered in pink said merope i don't want wear them SHOUTED VOLDEMORT
LET’S GO TO THE REAGLE BEAGLE SAID TOM MARVALO RIDDLE. No said his mom so crossly that he became a dark wizard and that the story how that voldemort became dark.then the computer came!! What about me???>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Said the computer
I WANT to get the new hugging machine said voldemort
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Who are you asked thstory to end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! computer
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