The Computer who Wants Snack

By: Nicole and Ada

Who wants snack!!!!!!!!ada & nicole are awesome

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Introduction:

The computer who wants snack!!!!! wait what!? Why did I write this again????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I wanted to write --what??????!!!!!!!!!!!

OK now back to the story

By nicole & Ada

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   CONTENTS:      SESSION 3    INTRODUCTION                                                                                                 

SESSION 4 CRAZY CATS

CHARACTERS:

Computer

Voldemort

Chicken

Genie

Dumbledore  

Nathalie H.

Merope

Now for the real story………………..  Session 3……..

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Once upon a time there was a computer who wants snack

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any  way he could not eat .But he still wanted snack

So he went to search to find a way

Then he met a villain named voldemort...

And he did avada kadavra  but it’s useless  on computers but  he still is hungry

So he went on his way .

And voldemort followed .

And  voldemort did avada kadavra again to the computer but nothing happend and he is still hungry but then he ate maror.And voldemort ate it to. .and the computer  had to sing  the four questions , “Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot?

Sab Khol haleilot anu ochlin chametz u matzah; halailah hazeh, kulo matzah.

Sab Khol haleilot anu ochlin shear yerakot; halailah hazeh, maror.

Sab Khol haleilot ein anu matlin afilu pa’am echat; halailah hazeh, shtei family.

Sab Khol haleilot anu ochlin being yashvin uvein mubin;   halailah hazeh, kulanu mubin.”

(MAROR IS HORSE RADISH)

Voldemort fumed seriously

After  that voldemort   got so mad then he did avada kedavra  to the maror but it got more bitter and if you eat it you have to say voldemort 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times. ( you have to say voldemort that many times said  voldemort)

Then!!!!!!!!! .... the computer saw a castle which had a banner that said HOGWARTS

What is hogwarts????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Wonderd the computer

Hogwarts is a school but! Not just an ordinary school because it’s a     …    magic school . whispered a chicken from the ministry of magic.

And one day  you will go to that school to show the kids  computers and in return they will give you 3 wishes of whatever you wish for and you will stay there for three years and then get your 3  wishes and then the chicken went  crazy .   clucking like crazy I see a Genie  lamp shouted the chicken  so the chicken ran to  it and started rubbing it like crazy   the second he touched the lamp  the Genie flew out and shouted it’s  good to  be   out of the lamp and said it’s good to  be  back and then started to sing  a song it went like this  i am, a Genie in a bottle you  got ask  me the right way i can make your wish come true   if you  want to be the master of the  Genie  you got to ask me the right way if you want to be the master of the  bottle  said the Genie  

For  my first wish i wish to have all the food in the world  for my second wish is to never have my eggs taken and for my third wish is  to ben to have a vacation from the ministry of magic. that will soon be done  where do  you want  to go  asked  the  Genie .i would like to go to A farm  said the chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When do you want to go asked the Genie . I saw math being used in the real world when I was at sleep away camp. One example was when we compared scores in bunk inspections. We thought about who had greater than, less than, or equal scores to our scores. It mattered because the bunk who got the most points got candy! Another example of using math at camp is when we had to keep track of the amount of time we had between activities. You had to know if you had to run or walk depending on where you were and where you need to be and how much time you had. You were also thinking about distance. Another example is cooking. One of the activities was cooking. In cooking you had to measure the amount of ingredients that you were using. If you did not measure correctly the food would not taste good. I used math a lot more than I thought I had at camp!!!!!!!!!

CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT!!!!! What what???? OK    now back to the story   i want to go on chicken day  in the ministry                                                               

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computer was avada KADVRAED . then  dumbledore and nathalie h. came………………………………………………………………………………….

What are you doing here ???????????????????????????????????? asked Dumbledore ?asked nathalie (nathalie can’t speak    english because she’s a chicken)

So are  you a  chicken from the ministry of magic asked dumbledore pointing at the chicken. What’s your name ??????????

Nathalie h.  said the chicken ?????????????????????????????????said nathalie H

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I’m glad that I could be a computer

I have to ask nathalie if  she wants to live on a beach  in the water

I have no idea what i’m talking

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And I want this very weird story to end .can it end???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????please please please please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But this story would never end.said dumbledore.

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THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT WHAT??? I THOUGHT THIS STORY WOULD NEVER END!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAID DUMBLEDORE .

NOW THERE’S A SURVEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOULD YOU RATHER BE A CHICKEN THAT µ˜∫√≈ç≈Ω¬˚∆˙©ƒ∂ßåπøˆˆ¨¥†®´∑œ CAN TALK OR A PERSON THAT CAN’T TALK?????????????????

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Session 4…………   CRAZY CATS:                                   where am I in this story?????

Oh i’m right here after the weird part now it starts at voldemort’s house in 1903 ( voldemort’s mother is still alive) hello mother said voldemort hi dear said merope ( merope is voldemort’s motherשלום שלום שלום אומנה אור שלום איילת שלום שלום שלום היא מציקה are you

Not listening ??said do I love you??????????????????? Yes  you

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Time to get a bath  tom  said  morpe  meanly but i   DON’T WANT TO  whined   voldemort .well then you  have  to  GO TO BED SHE SAID MORE CROSSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I’M SO SAD. BECAUSE voldemort said tom riddLE  do you want to try me???   Screamed  meropE  at least go get your pj’s on i got new ones for you they’re covered in pink  said   merope    i    don't  want  wear them SHOUTED VOLDEMORT  

LET’S GO TO THE REAGLE BEAGLE   SAID TOM MARVALO RIDDLE. No said his mom so crossly that he became a dark wizard and that the story how that voldemort became dark.then the computer  came!! What about me???>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Said the computer

I WANT to get the new hugging machine said voldemort

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Who are you  asked  thstory to end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! computer

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