Things I Learned After it was too Late

By Oscar

1. Never pull a cat’s tail.

2. Never hit somebody with a Hockey stick.

3. Never try to bite your mom.

4. Never kiss your little sister (or brother) too much.

5. Never say, ‘’Ne Ne Ne Boo Boo’’.                                      

6. Never lick your mom.

7. Never pull a dog’s tail.

8. Never splatter paint on the floor.

9. Never annoy your little sister (or brother) too much.

10. Never scream in your mom’s face.

                                                     The End